- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
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Everyone needs to reblog this.
It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
So last night I was sleeping with my girl and the way I cuddle her, my face is in her boobs and sometimes makes it hard to breathe but that’s okay because boobs right, well I guess I was super tired and I fell asleep right away and woke up gasping for air because my face was just being suffocated by her boobs and you know what, if that’s how I was going to die then that would have been fine by me
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY BLONDES? NOT ON MY WATCH!
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it